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1362 i am better than you!

people tell me to do shitty stuff
to make a lot of quick money
but i ask them:
what about my irrational sense of moral superiority
and what about the humans in year 3562
that i am protecting from you – today’s idiots?

if i do your shitty stuff i will start
an unstoppable chain of events
which ruin the future of the entire universe
with a war with seven different alien species.
so no, i will not do your shitty stuff
to make a lot of quick money.




1343 i am sorry, again and again

for every poem that i wrote
there are seven poems
i did not write
because
i was afraid of taking it too far
or i was unable to find the words.

and, in my megalomania,
i feel guilt
that i am too weak
to enlighten you with the truth,
but only way forward
is not to quit
but to keep writing safe and easy poems
like this one.




1245 independence scale

1 alto adige
2 veneto
3 sicilia
4 basque country
5 texas
6 navajo nation
7 catalonia
8 republika srpska
9 kosovo
10 palestine




1118 simon knows people

simon was
an assistant cameraman
on a movie
edited by a wife
of a second best friend
of a producer
who saw al pacino
in los angeles
seven months ago




880 sexual education poem 7

the only real turn on in sex
is the pleasure of your partner.
everything else
is only a way to reach this
no matter
how complicated and weird it gets.




863 typical sunday

7 very large meals
90 mins on the toilet
playing decade old games
nothing to watch
writing random poems
lack of distraction from death
total inability to plan




754 how not to write poems

the worst way
to write a poem
is to try to write a poem.

you will either
wait for seven hours
to get a decent idea
or you will write
a shitty poem
like i just did.




704 nature is stupid

if nature was not so stupid
we would not have
only female and male
but at least seven or eight genders
which would all need
to have sex together
to mix their dna
to make at least fifty babies.
or we would just split in half.




do not read one poem only

reading one poem only
is as if you watched
the worst and cringiest
7 seconds of
a single marvel movie




web 3

stop wasting time on web 3.
it is already taken over by the evil corps.
join me in building web 7.
be ahead of the curve.