i was packing for a trip to france today
and i decided to wear a shirt i do not like
so my favorite shirts would be stay clean for the trip
but during the day i kind of liked that shirt
and i am sorry that i will not bring it

once eric schmidt’s
killer drones
blow up millions of people
without damaging
real estate and infrastructure
someone will need to clean up
all the blood and guts
and this is a great opportunity
for the next stealth
silicon valley ai genius

fat and dirty people
enjoy sex more
than clean and fit people.
i tried both
but i could be wrong.

thank you putin
for being
the biggest promoter of
clean local decentralized energy sources
in the history of humankind

my existence
is divided in two parts:
before i used wet wipes
and my ass was
always somewhat dirty,
and
when i started using wet wipes
and my ass is clean.