i was packing for a trip to france today
and i decided to wear a shirt i do not like
so my favorite shirts would be stay clean for the trip
but during the day i kind of liked that shirt
and i am sorry that i will not bring it

today i again forgot my age
and the whole day i was guessing
that i am 47 or 48.

finally i found a website
which calculated my age
and i was super happy
that it was only 46.

very nice that someone
made a website for us
who forget our age.

would a 90 min film
which follows someone
through a normal day
would be more interesting to us
than most of the expensive
hollywood films made today

start with a floss pick
then use a brush toothpick
then use a water irrigator
and finally brush your teeth
with an electric toothbrush

today would be
a good day
not to write a poem

just because you
read, own, write, quote a lot of books,
it does not mean you know shit.

books are just a fucking product
made to help you feel smarter than others.
they are a louis vuitton bag.

sure, writing a book
takes a lot of brain effort
but so does masturbating ten times a day.

smart people were much more useful
before books were invented.
they did not need 300 pages to be heard.

if you want to be smart
do not buy things
that make you feel smart.

if i do not
write a poem today
it will be a shitty day

it is possible
that one day
i will just give up
on making stuff

i must work very hard
every day
not to become an idiot.

if i relax for just one day
i can become an idiot
immediately.

in russia vs ukraine war
one child was murdered
every day

one day with a lot of hard work
and extreme dedication
and with impossible sacrifices
i will write poem 1000.

i will suffer and endure.
i hope i make it.
i will survive.
i will do it.

cross your fingers.
pray for me.
thank you for your support.

writing short poems
like this one
every day
increases your wisdom
because it captures
cloudy ideas
into language

if you had a bad day
you probably did not look
at the clouds

i hope
one day
i will believe

one day
i will have
the last sex of my life

all my life
i have been searching for god
and every day i am closer

all people fart
in average 37 liters of gas per day
and yet so many people
refuse to admit it
or do it publicly
or during sex.

if we were truly a modern species
it would not be a problem
to fart into a partner’s face
while they give us oral sex.

as i said before
my goal is to write
a perfect poem which saves all people.

to achieve this
i must practice writing every day
and focus on the most abstract level
of the human experience.

most importantly
i must find the perfect moment
to write this poem
which is the last moment of my life
when i am still fit to write.

the biggest challenge is
to know when is
my last poetry writing moment
and capture it.

i am 90 percent sure
that looking at the clouds
for 30 seconds a day
is a good thing

every day
i do something little
and maybe not so cool
so one day
far away in the future
i do something super cool

that day i killed
my father

i saw a huge wasp
in my office
and i had to kill it.
i squeezed it with a piece
of toilet paper
and i heard and felt
its body crush and crack.
i did not feel good about it
but it had to be done.
bummer.

i was taking a shower
and i spotted a shampoo bubble
on the shower door.
in my entire life
i never saw a bubble like that.
for a moment
i was thinking to take a photo
but then i decided
to just let it be,
and then i blew it off.
then i decided to
write this poem,
but i panicked that i might
forget the bubble.

writing poetry
is the hardest thing ever
because you have to
intensively think
about death
every day