thank you to 150 or so people
who liked my parenting poem
on instantgram.

if i could somehow convert you
to each of you giving me 10,000 usd
i could finally make that down payment
for my ass-to-lower back hair transplant.

i always wanted my lower back
to be as hairy as my ass
and you can make my dream come true.

i love trump
because he is the best
at capturing a moment,
making it fun.

sometimes i dream
how i have dinner with him
and he entertains me
and respects me.

he has
the most powerful charisma
that has ever existed
in the history of the world.

but we should stop wasting time
with outdated representation
and start using
digital direct democracy.

shutter island
would be a better film
if dream scenes were directed
by david lynch,
instead of martin scorsese.

one day with a lot of hard work
and extreme dedication
and with impossible sacrifices
i will write poem 1000.

i will suffer and endure.
i hope i make it.
i will survive.
i will do it.

cross your fingers.
pray for me.
thank you for your support.

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