the easiest way
to predict if your dog
will eat your neighbors leg
if your neighbor is dead
and your dog is very hungry
is if your dog has
four or less legs

i need something
i enjoyed that once
i want it
i crave it, it is awesome
it really need it
this is so tasty
this is amazing
i am so happy to be alive
something is not right
i am a bit sick
i need to go to the bathroom
i will never eat that again
why does that exist
i am ashamed
this world is hell

sometimes
i just eat all of it
and leave nothing for kids

i can eat
whatever trash i want
because i drink my
green tea
which destroys
all the bad stuff
and gives me a chance
to live forever
until i eat trash again
few hours later

i am writing these confusing poems
and i do not know
where they are taking me

it is fun and scary

i need to eat less and exercise more
to stay alive long enough
to see the end of it all

i am on planet earth
i am human
i am male
i like to eat
i need lots of love