sometimes i wonder
how famous and powerful wipe their asses.
do they do it the same way i do?
they must!
long gone are the days
when they hired people to wipe their asses.
enlightenment ended that job opportunity.
do they use wet wipes?
are they special expensive wet wipes?
do they stick their finger a little bit inside
to scoop it up?
or do they just gently fly over?
if you are famous and powerful
please call me to tell me
how you wipe your ass.
my phone is +38163268906.

believe me, I am
a very very very famous poet.
i have been
very very very successful
and i am very loved.

as soon as i become famous
my poetry will be erased
because it is not binary

sometimes i imagine
how i am super famous
and i am on tv
and i speak the biggest truths
and everyone is amazed
and loves me
and is changed

famous people
are famous
because
they want to be famous
not because they want
to make the world better

i have this huge enthusiasm
to write one more huge epic poem
which is a copy of
lord of the rings
but with my all my best friends
in real roles
this poem is going to be so awesome
i will become famous
and everybody will love me