i am again
very very very sorry
for writing
all these political poems
but i am a middle aged dad
who knows little about football.
do not think of me
as a grumpy political guy.
i am actually just a grumpy guy… not.

and just like that
i am now
a fat guy
who gives advice to
skinny people

and just like that
i am now
an old stupid guy
who gives shitty advice to
awesome young people

and just like that
i am now
an old guy
who gives advice to
young people

girls,
if a guy wants
to put a finger in your ass
this does not mean
he wants a finger up his ass.
you are welcome.

a guy walks down the street
and sees another guy walking a dog.
he comes to the guy and says: cute dog.
the guy with the dog says:
yes, but you know what,
this dog can suck dick very well.
the guy says: no way!
the guy with the dog says:
give it a try, take your dick out and go to him.
guy tries few times
but each time dog gets very angry
and refuses to suck dick.
finally the guy with the dog says:
sorry he did not suck your dick.
i can suck it instead of him.

that guy
wrote basic
one version of it
at least
with two other guys
thats cool
no matter what