jesus


1331 how to be a christian

only you can decide
what a christian is.

there is no one else
who can tell you
what a follower of jesus
should think or do.




1034 do not be cool

all jesus wanted us to do
is to stop trying to be cool
because
you can either be cool
or be something better.




1085 jesus got scared

never forget
that at one moment
jesus got very scared
and desperate




1080 fatherhood

god did not make
jesus into a king
but into a bum




1070 another jesus was here?

maybe god sent us
many of his children
but none of them were heard




religious are stupid

christians, muslims, jews
are stupid
and they do not understand
anything about the religion.

abraham, jesus, and muhammad
are not a single person.
religion is not a fun story
with a punchline.

abraham is us.
jesus is us.
muhammad is us.
they are not something outside.




the awesome idea of christianity

an almighty god
just stood and watched
a bunch of idiots
torture and kill his only son.

his son was begging him for help
but he remained silent
so he could save the entire human race
including the idiots.

someone in a desert
thousands of years ago
came up with this story
and converted few billion people.

well done.