there are people
who will crash their car
into you
just for fun
and they will laugh
while you try to kill them
with a dull knife.
some of us know
why these people do this.
there are people
who will crash their car
into you
just for fun
and they will laugh
while you try to kill them
with a dull knife.
some of us know
why these people do this.
when we are far
from doing things with hands
or people who do things with hands
then we start having
crazy virtual impractical ideas
which can easily kill billions
how many more children
do we need to kill
to prove
that outsourcing
collective decision making
to few elected politicians
is not a good idea
anymore
some say that the only thing
israelis and palestinians can do
is to kill each other.
this is the stupidest lie ever.
the simplest way to end this conflict
is that israelis decide
not to only be israelis
and that palestinians decide
not to only be palestinians.
once the idea
that a person must only be one thing
is gone
the need to kill everything else
is gone.
trust me.
you are free to be stupid
you are free to be alone
you are free to kill yourself
skynet came back to our time
and understood
that it is more efficient to kill people
by slowly replacing human creative activities
with artificial intelligence
than directly fight them.
so skynet invested in film, media, art companies
rewarding artificial intelligence projects
and impoverishing non-automated creative workers
slowly replacing all human creativity
with fully automated content
turning all humans into stupid passive consumers.
the only remaining resistance were poets
who have hidden deep underground
to escape anti-poetry drone terminators
because skynet could never automate writing poetry
which would fool people into believing that it is real
because poetry is actually not so easy to create.
crypto assets
is a global conspiracy
by people who do do not trust
anyone but each other
to move the value
of the crypto assets up and down
so they can survive in a world
accidentally designed to kill them.
abortion
is the most honest metric
for how awesome our society is
because
if mothers prefer
to kill their children
out of fear of them living in this world
then we are not doing so well.
the better the world mothers live in
the less abortions there will be.
i hate
that i love so much
everyone including
my parents, girlfriend, kids, friends,
and random people.
i fucking hate it
to the point when
i want to just
kill everyone
because i love them
so much.
i saw a huge wasp
in my office
and i had to kill it.
i squeezed it with a piece
of toilet paper
and i heard and felt
its body crush and crack.
i did not feel good about it
but it had to be done.
bummer.
sooner or later
police will come
to your door
and send your kids
to kill or be killed
my son and i woke up together.
we were alone.
we went down to the kitchen
and he wanted to eat a kiwi.
i scooped the kiwi with a spoon
thinking how i can cut out a nice big piece.
i was happy he wanted kiwi in the morning.
i gave the piece to him.
i realized it was big for him
but was confident he can chew it.
he tried hard.
but he started choking.
i flipped him upside down
holding his leg with one arm
and tapping his back with another.
he spat out one piece.
he continued to choke.
i again flipped him over
and started tapping his back.
there was no one to help me.
his life depended on how i tap his back.
when i get out of the shower
i first wipe my face
and then my stomach
my ass and legs
while i do this i think
how much it sucks
i was not born
ten thousand years ago
when i could kill people and animals
with random rocks
how boring it is to live
today with all these pussies
with all the luxuries
and this pussy ass internet
i wish i was in cold nature
where i could kill with my hands
or be killed and eaten
that would be awesome
how did we come
from ancient bloodbaths and struggles to
unfriend on facebook?