everybody agrees,
and everybody is
mike and me,
that you would be
a great mother.
so do it, janice!
have sex, give birth,
and be a great mother.
you can do it! now!

sometimes,
when i need even more optimism,
i imagine tom cruise farting.

and not a cool comedy fart,
but a boring every day smelly fart
that no one notices but me.

in a world which is overly saturated
with extremely convincing content
you must develop your own thinking frameworks
in order to find your own version of good.

if you allow yourself to be passive,
your identity will dissolve.

write philosophy and poetry because it is easy
and even if it is shitty
you will still be stronger
and more independent, like me.

if i fix the whole world
i will fix it for me
and if that helps others – great!

the scariest thing
about hollywood is
that it has
programmed me
to be something
which is not me
and therefore i have
never existed
and my entire life
was lost

just because
you like it

it does not mean
i do it well

it only means
that you like
what i do

which is
good enough for me

flynn is in paraguay
i am in serbia
he caught me on facebook
asked if he should surprise
a girl in canada
by visiting her tomorrow
i said:
yes, make a video

i hope
someone asks me
a question
that makes me feel
like someone gets me
you know
what i mean?

i will not sell out
i will not sell
i will not
i will
i

i am so awesome
and i enjoy myself so much
i think everybody should
just be amazed by me
cause im so superb
i will help others
feel this awe
and make the world
a better place

thanks
for letting me live
so long
im already 30
that is already
way too much
a bit more would
be ok
but i am not
pressuring
whatever you decide
is cool with me

why would someone
at the age of twenty eight
with almost no career,
focus and daydream completely
on writing this poem
and on nothing else,
is that a loser or
winner mentality?

i am 28 years old and
that is already more than enough
i guess its important not to
worry yourself about it too much

yeah im doing well
now im doing better
and im doing it so well
im faster and better
and im kicking ass
feels so good