i wanted you all to know
that i do horrible things
to hotel towels,
and the only safe place
are belgrade hotels
because
i do not stay in hotels
in a city where i live

i am sorry that i did not fix
the entire world
and made it a better place
for everyone already.

i will do my best to get it done
before i die
and if i do not make it
i will teach my kids
to teach their kids
to fix the world for everyone.

i hate italy because
it has too much good stuff
all over the place
and i must move around for years
to enjoy just a small part of it

eight years ago
i moved in this place
and i placed all my
underwear and socks
in a single drawer.

for the last six years
i was thinking
about organizing
my underwear and socks
in a different way
but i never
got around doing it.

i love my favorite towel so much
that i dry it in a special place
and i use it only for my body
and i am always careful with it.
it really is the most privileged towel
of all the towels that we have.

world would be a much better place
if everyone would complete my
“how to be a philosopher in 4 easy steps”

this is an interesting place!
i figured out this place!
this place is ending soon!
i will enjoy this place just a bit more…

usa is a seriously fucked up place
but it is still the best
which says a lot about the other places.

it is the only place where
you can be worshiped for doing weirdest shit
and this is why they innovate more than any other place.

for all of you bitches who think china is better
just remember that
you will never be chinese.

for all of you idiots who think eu is better
just remember that obvious fuckups
are better than hidden fuckups.

if you want a better world
fix usa
because it is here to stay.