the only real turn on in sex
is the pleasure of your partner.
everything else
is only a way to reach this
no matter
how complicated and weird it gets.

being just a bit scared of sex
is healthy.
when you stop being scared
you will start having bad sex
or even not have sex anymore.

fat and dirty people
enjoy sex more
than clean and fit people.
i tried both
but i could be wrong.

guys,
real sexual maturity is achieved
only when you discover
when a woman is too pregnant for sex.

using butter, mustard, and bbq sauce
in sex
is better than
having no sex at all.

guys,
watching busty shemales on females porn
is less gay than hetero porn,
but having sex with a shemale
is very gay.

girls,
if a guy wants
to put a finger in your ass
this does not mean
he wants a finger up his ass.
you are welcome.