every last word
in every verse of this poem
rhymes with the last word
in the next verse of this poem
that i actually did not write
because i think rhyme is stupid as fuck
and it is for idiots
who did not evolve to seek meaning
but just like superficial crap.
also french rhyme is awesome.
never be afraid or shy
to ask critical questions.
never care if you are called
rude or stupid or not cool or crazy.
never think that you are not
eloquent or stylish enough.
always remember
that asking critical questions
in any form and style
is the best prevention
against kids raping parties,
school shootings, and wars.
ancient stories
are stupid to us today.
our stories
will be stupid to future people.
and gods will never talk to us
because to them
all our stories are stupid.
everything that is popular
is extremely stupid and useless
because for it to be popular
it needs to be
generic and simple enough
so billions can understand it
without any motivation for it.
smart and useful stuff
is unpopular, hidden, and difficult.
it is very annoying
that my brain
is working more and more
on calculating stupid shit
instead of creating
amazing stuff for others
some of these
publicly traded companies
seem like
a psychopath made them
just to show
how stupid everyone is
it is inevitable
that my poems will become
short funny stupid smart statements
because that is what
everyone wants
i sincerely apologize
for forcing our employees
to come to our office for so many years
before i finally canceled the office
and switched our company
to fully remote.
we wasted so much time and money
on the stupid office
instead of investing in our products.
i am not a fan of metaphors
because
hardly anyone gets them
and anyone assign
any meaning they want
and they are annoying
and anyone who uses metaphors
seems like a pretentious asshole.
just to be clear
when i say i am not a fan
i mean that i am not a ventilator.
a ventilator made of metaphors.
do not be an egomaniac
who gives only 1 reward of 10,000 euro
but give 100 rewards of 100 euro.
also it is a bit stupid
to give 1,000 rewards of 10 euro
or 10 rewards of 1,000 eur.
and make sure to reward
everyone in the world
instead of just the people in your village.
i love the real war
the way it was thousands of years ago
when we fought for food and survival
and it was absolutely impossible
to reason with the enemy
and only the smartest won.
what you call war today is not war.
it is a fake mass media bullshit
built with incomplete idiotic ideologies
feeding on the weak and stupid.
when there is a real war – call me.
do not bother me over this new bullshit thing.
sometimes
i just think how
poems about clouds
are stupid.
but then i see clouds
and remember
how cool they are,
but i still do not write
a poem about them.
and just like that
i am now
an old stupid guy
who gives shitty advice to
awesome young people
i made a software company
simply because
the top 100 software companies
are all very stupid
i will never join
your stupid
piece of shit cause.
fuck you!
math is
a very smart language
used to describe
very stupid things.
humans
always liked
making very smart things
for very stupid purposes.
it is possible
that all of the algorithms
that manage our lives
are based on something
very stupid – like abduction
1000 years ago
york was old
but then it became new
and that is it.
this is a stupid poem.
i thought it would be better.
i am very sorry.
ideas that are alone
get very sad and stupid
because they have
no other ideas to
play or fight with
a lie is always created to hide the truth
therefore it reveals the truth
and is a necessary path to truth
and not an obstruction of truth,
so should we really be pissed off by liars
or should we be pissed off at ourselves
because we are too stupid
to see the truth revealed by a lie?
there is no doubt
that women are
much smarter than us,
but it is very sad
that they give up on us
and just let us be stupid
forever.
the cold baths trend
is a trick designed
to torture the stupid
although it can appear
that generalized statements,
like this one,
are very smart,
they are actually stupid
things presented as liberating tech
are often just another stupid useless product.
we already have enough tech
to liberate everyone but we do not do it.
we do not need new tech to liberate us.
we can be liberated by using old tech in a better way.
you can hate and love
you can be smart and stupid
you can be evil and good
you can have fun and be bored
and everything in between
all of it together
at the same nanosecond
all the time.
do not simplify existence
just because language is limited.
we should all pray
for the unification of
south and north korea.
there should be no
east west south north countries.
they are stupid.
globalization was created
to help the world develop
using the universal language
of money.
but without
a good idea behind it
it just ended up funding
a lot of really bad ideas.
you are free to be stupid
you are free to be alone
you are free to kill yourself
stop looking
for meaning in entertainment.
it is made for relaxation and fun,
not for development of consciousness.
nothing made to make millions quickly
will help you reach nirvana.
finding meaning is difficult,
not relaxing and fun.
there is nothing wrong with this.
you should relax and have fun.
but do not forget to
also take time to grow.
just do not be that stupid
to believe in personal growth
from watching
jokes, explosions, and porn.
how many times
have stupid warriors
mistaken friends for enemies?
spectacle is fun but stupid.
her message is not fun but smart.
together they are fun and smart.
the main difference between
a real philosopher
and
an academic philosopher
is that the real philosopher
feels how stupid and useless
all previous philosophers are
and knows that he will be
equally stupid to future philosophers
skynet came back to our time
and understood
that it is more efficient to kill people
by slowly replacing human creative activities
with artificial intelligence
than directly fight them.
so skynet invested in film, media, art companies
rewarding artificial intelligence projects
and impoverishing non-automated creative workers
slowly replacing all human creativity
with fully automated content
turning all humans into stupid passive consumers.
the only remaining resistance were poets
who have hidden deep underground
to escape anti-poetry drone terminators
because skynet could never automate writing poetry
which would fool people into believing that it is real
because poetry is actually not so easy to create.
for a short moment
i had a daydream
how i will take weeks
to write a perfect poem
with lots of hidden meaning
and perfect rhythm and rhyme
but i quickly woke up and remembered
how i am too stupid and lazy for that
it is a great challenge for me
to create visual art
because visual art has to be cool
and can not be cringe
because it must decorate
and present the collector
as powerful, smart, successful.
and all visual art i make
is ugly, stupid, cringe,
which is how i like it.
i think it is a great loss
that many people have been convinced
that the next generation
should not continue the work of the past generation.
as if working for some stupid public company
is a better life option than learning from your parents
and continuing their vision.
if nature was not so stupid
we would not have
only female and male
but at least seven or eight genders
which would all need
to have sex together
to mix their dna
to make at least fifty babies.
or we would just split in half.
i am trying to avoid
socially and politically critical poems
but i just can not resist writing this one.
human race is able
to industrially manufacture anything
using factories and mass media.
we can manufacture any type of a person,
like an elite athlete or a murdering soldier,
but we are somehow running out of critical thinkers.
we could easily manufacture critical thinkers.
that knowledge exists for a century
and it is easier than manufacturing murdering soldiers.
but living on a planet full of critical thinkers
is to complex for us to imagine
so we are afraid of doing it.
but a planet full of stupid obedient people
appears safer and more comforting
no matter what kind of a mess they make.
most of philosophy
sounds really stupid
at the moment of creation
because it creates
solutions which can be used
maybe in a few thousand years
will asked me
to write a poem about
how boring immortality could be
so here goes:
everything we do as mortals
is defined by our death
which interrupts
our every thought.
as people who die quickly
we are too stupid
to imagine
how much better is immortality.
the boredom we feel as mortals
is defined by
pathetic lack of meaning
of our mortal creations.
education and work are super fast
while entertainment sells us this nonsense,
and it is all meaningless and super boring
because we die before anything makes sense.
when we become immortal
we will think about everything
without the limitation of time
which will give us real meaning.
we will never be bored
because boredom is a lack of meaning.
it is impossible to have meaning
if we live less than a few hundred years.
immortals do not need
to watch netflix shows or play zelda
if they can take three thousand years to
reverse the dying of a black hole.
noam chomsky is wise enough
to know that he is super stupid
and that the only way for him to be useful
is to be a voice of those who do not have a voice
for democracy to really work
we must return to how we used to live
hundred thousand years ago
when we loved people more than ideas
so when we get upset
we chose people over ideas
instead of choosing ideas over people
because ideas are stupid anyway.
the best use of metaverse
would be
if russia and nato
would have their stupid war
in metaverse
BBC is the best weapon
of stupid and evil dictators.
once BBC starts saying
that people oppressed by dictators are stupid and evil
people get weaker and dictators get stronger.
to fight the dictators
oppressed people, especially children,
need support from the world,
not BBC oppression.
BBC is the best weapon
of dictatorship that ever existed.
how many dictators did BBC create? millions.
how many dictators did BBC take down? none.
check my numbers please.
i just want to remind everyone
that just because i have serbian dna
it does not mean that i am
a stupid evil serial killer
ready to massacre
muslim and catholic children
even though BBC says i am
you are stupid to believe
that you are different
from rwandans
who slaughtered children
with machetes.
if you are smart to accept
that you are the same as them
only then
you can feel the fear
that drove rwandans to
cut children in pieces.
if you continue
to pretend that you are
not the same species as them
you will remain
a blind enabler of racism
who only got lucky
to have tax paid drones
do the job for you.
freedom to live forever
freedom to not be a citizen
freedom to belong to no nation
freedom to be a philosopher without knowing anything about philosophy
freedom to be important
freedom to have talent without talent
freedom to be accepted
freedom to be completely change everything about yourself every day
freedom to be the biggest asshole
freedom to be stupid and still be treated as smart
freedom to be valuable somehow
everyone is pretending that
war is not a human activity
with a single goal of
absolutely destroying the enemy
in the most horrible possible way.
julian assange became
an enemy of usa
and the only reason
he was not instantly burned alive
is that he showed up on TV a few times.
everyone likes what he did
but it is really very stupid
to believe
that he will not live the rest of his life
in extreme pain and agony.
every single country
would do the same
to julian assange
because all countries
are the same.
stop pretending
that we are my little ponies.
we are still savage tribes
but with spaceships
and nuclear weapons.
we are all warriors
in a global war.
the enemy wants us
to not create
and to just be passive.
we must fight
by creating
no matter how
stupid it can appear
because feeling stupid
is the mindfuck
of the enemy.
moving ideas away from each other make people stupid.
this is why i will try to
bring christianity, philosophy, and science
closer together in a single poem:
christianity, like any religion,
is our message to us
which represents eternal questions
which we must answer
so our consciousness mixes
with other consciousnesses in the universe
so together we outlive the universe.
we will reach heaven when
our consciousness wins over our impulses
and forgiveness is an exercise
in our path to heaven.
god is future us and
soul is our consciousness.
the main differences are mainly in terminology.
i hope this makes everything better now.
universe has gravity
which works in such a way
that the entire universe
will end up as a bunch of black holes
as someone
who grew up
during a ten year
civil war in yugoslavia
i am choosing the side
of people who
do not give a fuck about war
and just want to
play video games and
eat good food and
travel and
go to the beach,
and i am against
the people who
keep fucking this up
with stupid wars.
christians, muslims, jews
are stupid
and they do not understand
anything about the religion.
abraham, jesus, and muhammad
are not a single person.
religion is not a fun story
with a punchline.
abraham is us.
jesus is us.
muhammad is us.
they are not something outside.
love has
an amazing power
to make
the most useless
and stupid person
into a laser focused
go getter.
without it
we would all be
couch potatoes.
i still get these amazing ideas
for poems which should change the world.
i get them while i am
driving or showering.
and i think:
this one i will write down
and share online
and the world will love me
and everything will change.
by everything i really think everything.
like, we will not drive but fly.
and internet will be in our minds.
that sort of change.
and then i forget the poem.
and it is the same stupid problem
i had ten years ago
when i started writing poetry.
the worst thing about it is
i do not care so much that i forget.
i do not care that i did not
change the whole world
and made everybody love me.
and even worst worst worst thing is
that i do not care that i do not care.
time as framework for reality
sentience of mortal beings
living beings dependence on air, drink, and food
fat boy slim
ice tea
ice cube
fifty cent
lady gaga
sting
rolling stone
motorhead
yo yo
kid rock
you are
totally useless
very soon
you will only be
a pile of smelly junk
people love you
only because they
love themselves
and cause they shit
their pants
when they remember
that they are also
insignificant
if you ever invented
anything
you do not even
have a clue how you
invented it
it just happened
and you have no control
if you ever did
anything good
it was only an
accident
something that
could have easily have
happened to
anyone else
you do not
even suck
you are not
even that important
you are just
a stupid useless
chemical nanoevent
in otherwise
meaningless oblivion