year


1362 i am better than you!

people tell me to do shitty stuff
to make a lot of quick money
but i ask them:
what about my irrational sense of moral superiority
and what about the humans in year 3562
that i am protecting from you – today’s idiots?

if i do your shitty stuff i will start
an unstoppable chain of events
which ruin the future of the entire universe
with a war with seven different alien species.
so no, i will not do your shitty stuff
to make a lot of quick money.




1336 cool stuff we will never get

making new stuff is important
but it is also important to know
which new stuff will never be made
like
hundred people bands,
nurses making million dollars a year,
products designed by kids,
ai that exposes all global corruption.




1235 the first poem of 2024

i do not know
when i will write
my first poem
in year 2024
but it will not be soon




1037 modernist anxiety

modernists got carried away
and deleted all the knowledge
about how to live a good life.

this made us all
very anxious about our future.

we have doctors and internet
but no idea
what we will do the next year.




1027 the future of rap

it is year 2050
and public enemy
is still the best
rap thing ever




a free year of life

this morning
while taking a shower
i forgot how old i was.

as soon as i got out
i asked irena if i was
fourty four or fourty five years old.

she told me i was forty four years old.
i was very happy because
i won a free year of life.




rafael’s art

if you want to see the future
look at rafael’s art.
his art is from the year 2234
when there is nothing to annoy you
and the only thing you can do
is to enjoy the beauty.




a perfect poet

thinks like a
hundred year old
feels like a
two year old